WindSHOR Castle

Here is a picture of our new Flat, also known as "WindSHOR Castle". This angle doesn't really give the best impression, but with a bit of imagination you can picture what a dash of paint and some potted colour could do...






OK ... so maybe you realised that the cost of accommodation in London is a bit prohibitive, and that in actual fact, "WindSHOR Castle" is located on slightly less spacious grounds. Actually, we live on the ledge pictured to the left.











The new place isn't all bad though. As you can see, at least the neighbours are friendly!

Paris

Q: Why is Jez standing at attention next to the Eiffel Tower?

A: Because one good erection deserves another.

Do you know how we know Jez is gay?


Q: Why does this Mona Shiela have an enigmatic smile?
A: Because the artist has made mountains out of her mole hills.

And so will the REAL artist please stand up and accept his award for 'Mona Sheila'...




Jez felt uncomfortable when the attendant at McClean asked if he would like to super-size that.