Sunday, March 18, 2007


Q: Why is Jez standing at attention next to the Eiffel Tower?

A: Because one good erection deserves another.

Do you know how we know Jez is gay?

Q: Why does this Mona Shiela have an enigmatic smile?
A: Because the artist has made mountains out of her mole hills.

And so will the REAL artist please stand up and accept his award for 'Mona Sheila'...

Jez felt uncomfortable when the attendant at McClean asked if he would like to super-size that.

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